I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
