I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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