Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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