listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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