haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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