Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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