And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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