omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Randomize
