well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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