Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
