We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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