Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I want to make a zoo with you.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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