First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.