Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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