No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship