It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Shame is for Republicans.
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