he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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