i permit you to call me
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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