She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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