8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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