Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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