Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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