I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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