YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize
