Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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