Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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