just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I need to sanitize my soul.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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