I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
