Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
