And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You're like the curious george of whores
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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