Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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