I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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