yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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