this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
did i just pee glitter
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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