Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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