i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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