Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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