whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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