How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
this will be a night to untag.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Randomize
