I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think your dad took our porno
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Randomize