You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Alive.
So much puke
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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