Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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