You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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