We won't sleep together?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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