It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
