I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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