let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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