You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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