Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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