Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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