i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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