Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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