I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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