I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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