I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I love black thongs
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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