hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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